I think I'd smartened up a bit by 17, but I probably said some really stupid racist shit and definitely said some really stupid homophobic shit when I was 13 or 14.

Hey, if my sister looked like that, I…. uh… I'm not going finish that sentence.

I haven't seen the movie but one of my old coworkers brought the soundtrack into the office… and I really liked the version of "I've Just Seen a Face" that was on it.

Not score the winning goal on his own net, knocking the Oilers out of the playoffs in 1986?

Even the shittiest blender should be able to whip up a smoothie (trust me – I work for an appliance company and we make some real shitty blenders here). The key is to add your liquids first, then the fruits/veggies.

Cool, I'll check those out.

Yeah, club soda with a slice of lime is my standard designated driver drink. It feels like you're having a proper drink and unlike sweetened pop I can drink several without feeling like a puffy sack of shit.

I really need to give Deadboy and the Elephantmen another chance – I first heard "Stop, I'm Already Dead" and instantly fell in love but was pretty disappointed with the rest of the album from which it came and haven't bothered with anything else. '

Such a great song.

Love the recognition for just doing your job! Last week one of our sales reps was so impressed with some mockups I put together for his presentation that he brought coffee and danishes for my entire team – so not only did I get free coffee and danishes, I got to be the hero whose kickass work earned coffee and…

Thanks @ColdGottoBe:disqus! That cleared out my entire work email inbox!

Old 97s – Cryin' Drunk
Teenage Head – Ain't Got No Sense
Chicago – 25 or 6 to 4
Corin Tucker Band – Big Goodbye
Clutch – The Regulator

That's especially hilarious at an NHL game, where 2/3 of the Rangers' roster is probably Canadian

Good lord, my mom's been drinking Funky Juice for decades!

I've seriously considered legally changing my name to "Erica" so I'd be able to sing that every day.

Oh god damn, that's a good choice. I'm mostly indifferent to those guys but holy fuck does that song make me want to run over someone with my car.

I pictured him proudly pointing his thumb back at himself and really stretching out the "I".

If your name IS Erica, I'm going to give you a little gift (courtesy of my friend Erika).

Heh… I was singing the Michael Scott version in my head the whole time I was reading the interview. Possibly because that's the only version of this song I've heard since 1999.

I know there was a period where I heard a Fall Out Boy song once every hour for eight hours a day at my old job, but I can't for the life of me remember what it sounded like.