I've tried that a few times too and it turned out really well. I was even tempted to get one of those wire base things to hold the can and chicken up more securely but I haven't had any disasters without so it seems a waste of money.

True story: My first taste of sushi was from a Toronto 7-11 sometime after the bars closed. For some reason the dude behind the counter had "homemade" unrefrigerated sushi rolls for sale and since it was super late at night and it obviously wasn't going to sell he offered my drunk friends and I some free samples which…

"I Hear Things Are Just as Bad Down In Lake Erie" by the Broadways

I kind of feel like I'm performing a humanitarian service by wasting so much time here. If I was actually focused on doing my job there'd be no need for at least one of the designers working for me and I'm not gonna be responsible for putting the kid out on the street.

Brown Sugar Mini Wheats are the ultimate snack cereal. Terrible with milk, but eaten straight from the box while watching TV? Food of the gods. The flabby, layabout gods.

Hey, I've got a question for any seamsters/seamstresses out there: I've got a couple of shirts that are too wide for me and I've been thinking it wouldn't be too hard to slice 'em open along the sides and take them in a bit.

Gene Fucking Parmesan!

I actually watched a few minutes of a She-Ra episode on the weekend (right now my cable company has a free preview of "Teletoon Retro" which shows a lot of bad '80s cartoons along with some Looney Tunes thrown in to make the whole thing somewhat worthwhile). The show was basically garbage, but a few of the backgrounds…

I forgot this song even existed, but having just listened to it I can't say I really hate it. It's not good but it's nowhere near "Beverly Hills" bad.

Dinosaur Jr

Bit of a stretch, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Wow. You chose to shit on Alice in Chains when Korn was on the list?

Ouch.

Ouch.

@avclub-5dedb42b34e50082065a783265ce28a8:disqus Ugh. I don't want to like this but I feel compelled to acknowledge it.

Three quarters of the Ramones are dead and yet this fuckstick is still walking around. What the fuck, universe? What the god damn fuck?

I remember being scandalized when I was a kid because they had a character with cock in his name. How'd they get away with that?

Smitty and Cockroach were the best parts of that show.

I'd feel a lot worse for her if she wasn't making a shitload of money while being completely talentless.

Sewers are the perfect place to hold a gangbang!