Boy, this guy sure must love butter!

I'd like a Bronto Burger, a Cactus Cola and a slice of Gravelberry Pie, please

Liked for the use of "snazzy".

Apparently this guy said it:

Up here we call him "Samsquanch"

* slide whistle *

Fuck all that real man shit. Quiche is delicious and super manly – it's bacon and eggs in a pie. A god damn pie!

Are you trying to say it wasn't a posthumous release after the entire band was wiped out in a European bus accident?

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus  That's the story I'd heard too… and Snopes backs it up:

I've always loved that song too… and one of the shitty (and I mean shitty) bands I played in used to do a Quicksand-covering-How Soon is Now?-esque version of it which was the only listenable thing we ever did.

What Difference Does it Make?

Are you using them like a hanky or just holding them open to catch the tears?

@avclub-9ed1c7f5119e63bbe64f80fa787924b2:disqus Tittering

What show?

Will Harris don't piss, he don't shit, he gets no relief.
People shake their heads in disbelief

Agreed. I'm welling up at my desk after reading that (fortunately none of my coworkers are in the office yet so I don't have to explain myself to anyone). Sincere thanks for the link.

@Scrawler2:disqus He was a former boss and generally a good guy, but he had a tendency to act and talk like a teenage girl at times.

So you responded with an emoticon? You son of a bitch…

I've stopped reading the comments on the (very well-written) obituaries here for that very reason.

When my dad died last year, I posted something on Facebook to let people know about funeral arrangements, etc (and as mentioned above to warn people not to bug me with stupid crap) and an acquaintance responded "Boo :(".