I think I saw that. Gallagher's in it, right?

I think you're confusing Alec Baldwin with Kenneth Toilethole.

That was the biggest laugh of the night for me

My friends and I used to use that all the time when someone was really on a roll with the insults. I think that line alone inspired a lot of meanness and general assholery in our circle of friends just in the hopes that we could be said to have been beboppin' and scatting' all over the place.

I've never been a smoker and I've always hated chewing gum, but every pen, pencil or paintbrush I've ever owned has at least one set of my toothmarks in it. I don't know what it is… I just can't not chew on those things.

Y'know, I deactivated my Facebook account months ago and just the other day I was kind of feeling bad about not being on there to keep in touch with family and whatnot who live in other parts of the world. This thread has reminded me why I stopped using it in the first place.

I never really watched this show or One Day at a Time so I've always kind of thought they were the same show. All this time people have been talking about Monroe being a closeted homosexual and getting raped by fat ladies and I was picturing Schneider.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus This is the first time I've heard the words "amusing" and "Mike Bullard" in the same sentence.

Yeah, I'm not proud of it, but I kinda chuckled at that one too.

A TV in the breakroom? Man, I can't wait to be elderly/mentally disabled!

Strange… I had no problem cutting it down to a cassingle with "Tonight, Tonight" on one side and "Muzzle" on the other.

Don't be so sure, Toasterlad.

Dancing around a May-pole! How disgusting!

Speaking of Ricky Schroeder… I was watching The Champ on TV the other night and Ricky Schroeder is either the greatest child actor of all time or he was being forced to watch a basket of puppies being strangled throughout that entire movie shoot. That kid was fucking BAWLING from start to end.

When I was a kid, "In Search of…" was on Friday nights and it would give me nightmares all weekend until Sunday night when Jack Palance would give me fresh nightmares on "Ripley's (wheeze) Believe it or Not".

The Reilly one looks almost exactly like my fat, lazy, sack-of-shit cousin, who has spent his whole life mooching off of his (now elderly and Alzheimer's afflicted)mother. This cousin and his situation was the reason I couldn't find much humour in Confederacy of Dunces, so I'd say it's a pretty accurate composite.

Chigurh crossed with Glenn Danzig

Don't call it that.

Waiting patiently for AJR to reappear, obviously.

Waiting patiently for a Taste Test, obviously.