Haysoos, I have the same problem here… every month there's a big hoopla with cake to celebrate all the people who've had birthdays that month, and yeah it's no big deal to ditch the cake when no one's looking but I get really annoyed that a polite "No thank you, I just came to wish everyone a happy birthday" sets off…

The best part about C3POs was the Star Wars mask you could cut out from the back of the box. I think my mom only ever bought me one box but it had the pig-faced guard dude mask on it, which I wore all the fucking time for some reason.

I don't think I even want to know how you made that discovery

I can never hate Paulie because of the way he would zing someone, turn to the guy sitting beside him and say "Ya hear that? I said ____" and proudly repeat his zinger (to someone who was there the whole time and just heard it). That shit cracked me up every time.

Your leader just talks about his favourite TV show. Stephen Harper actually appeared on an episode of Murdoch Mysteries (Canada's answer to The Wire).

Wow, I've never really put it into words before but I totally agree with you both. It's one of those things that's always nagged at me watching things like the Parking Garage or the type of cartoon you mentioned, but yes, it's AGGRAVATING.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus there's even a character named "Pinter" in it.

I finally saw In the Heat of the Night recently and once I got my head around Rod Steiger not being Carroll O'Connor I was really blown away by it.

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Ka.

Yee Yee, I have a great idea for the murder victim.

Wait… how many hands do you have?

That film book was my introduction to Tolkien (my dad picked it up for me on a whim after seeing it in some clearance bin – he knew I was into all that wizards and dragons shit and thought I might like it) so it and the movie have a special place in my heart.

Not sure what I did there… this was supposed to be in response to @avclub-7440107dd1103351e1c1ef647f404655:disqus

You forgot the part where he puts his fist through the drywall and yells "This all has to come down!"

How would you know that if you hadn't seen/read them yourself?
I believe you've just outed yourself as a colossal douchebag.

How about The Lawnmower Man?
Terrible story, terrible movie but in no way related to one another.

You know what would improve that "Huh?" album cover?

Ideally it would be spelled "Slay Belles" and they'd be an all-female Slayer tribute band*

I thought they changed it around all the time… weren't they going by G!YBE at one point too?

Also my advice for what to do when you recognize that you're being 'bated.