I watched a training film at work last week that actually impressed me with its production values and acting. It didn't have anything as exciting as Navy SEALs in it (it had to do with corporate corruption and bribery) but there was an awesomely sleazy, semi-villainous dude named "Alistair"  and a dimwitted lackey…

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My coworkers and I just formed a band called "Art Naked and the Insinuated Wangs" based on a conversation we had this afternoon. Strangely, the conversation was somewhat work-related.

Heh. I once saw a band called "Ow, That's My Head" and when they started playing some smartass* yelled "Ow, That's My Ears!"

"The List" is my pick too… it takes a while to get going (which is a strange thing to say about a such a short song) but the "Calling from the next hotel – can you put me on the list?" chorus at the end is so fist-pumpingly awesome.

That was a really fucking interesting read… thanks for posting that shit.

Yes, Wet Hot American Mummer is a great movie.

Just wait till the laid off ESPN writers get here and start dropping racial slurs!

Cory Cross. I forgot all about that fucking guy. I remember yelling at my TV even more often than usual when he played for the Leafs.

Seriously though… blowing out the candles on someone else's cake? What the fuck? I like to think that's the part Hero's Grandma was so upset about.

I'm sorry to hear your uncle had to die at such a young age. It's a tragedy, but birthday wishes cannot be denied.

Here's the thread I was looking for… the skits on "Tricks of the Shade" tell a coherent story, tie the songs together and even manage to be funny. Such a great, underrated album, and the skits are a big part of why it works so well.

FECK!

I used to know a guy who worked for a company that made sewer-blockage-clearing robots. I know that has nothing to do with this, but man… what a cool fucking job, huh?

CAREFUL NOW!

I'm a huge Degrassi nerd, having grown up in the neighbourhood where the original series was shot (the Degrassi Jr High school was actually the school I went to from JK to grade one before it was closed down) and Neil Hope went to the same grade school I went to after that.
He was 5 or 6 years older than me, so I…

How can you people make sick jokes at a time like this?

Fuckdamn it!

You won't understand until you take part in the miracle that is having children and join the VERY exclusive club, of which Lt, Norse Go and I are all a part.

She didn't want it to drive her mad, or alternately, make her crazy.