This is possibly the funniest thing I have read in at least a year.

Oh my god I'd punch a baby for half-price Bollinger.
Endlessly quoting from AbFab, swanning around in a bathrobe…

It won't let me reply to you, Trurl, but if you want to switch it up, I recommend Pommery Brut Royal (non vintage). It shouldn't be much more expensive than Moet, which I also like.
And you can pick up some Chandon Blanc De Noirs to have around the house, it won't run you more than $15, (and I usually see it for…

Yeah I'm pretty sick of having to leave my door open.

Champagne is the king of beverages. What kind are you planning on picking up?

If you're staying near South Lake, I think it could take about an hour or two, and it's much closer than napa/sonoma if you plan on tasting. Also most of our wineries aren't charging for tasting yet, so there's that as well. Hope you can make it!

Here's the website!

Sounds like a fun trip. (I hope you got over to the Air Museum in McMinnville, it's pretty cool.)

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Coats & Clark is shit.

One of my college friends lived quite near him in NY and would see him a few times a week. Apparently when he's not working he's stoned out of his mind.

Holy shit, did you do summer stock at the Music Circus?

You should be writing a screenplay.

You should go to an ophthalmologist  Like some people above mentioned, they'll probably suggest you wear an eye patch on your good eye to strengthen the muscles in the weak one. No proper ophthalmologist is going to stick a sharp thing near your eye, and if they do you should run like hell because that's some Marathon…

May I ask how you were even able to procure a copy of that awful movie?

What's scarier is that is actually something you would have to to if you're ever stuck in an avalanche.

And let us not forget the episode where Trent wrote the song for the car dealership ad.
"go buy a car, buy a damn car
Hit the road to nowhere in your Happy Herb car"

"Oh, gross… did you see that guys balls?"
"Yeah… they were weird looking."

I know i'm like 4 hours late to the party but I have two pairs of Frye boots and they are THE BEST.

Also, Ships with sails and men with swords staring off into the distance

I'm so glad to know I'm not alone in this. I thought the soundtrack was distracting and it completely ruined the film for me. I can't be sure I would have liked the movie if it had a different score, but the terrible music just pushed it over the edge.