I am so sick of this. I've been around a little while, I've got more than 500 comments here, but I am getting so sick of running into these unfunny racist morons over and over again. Ban them already!

I've never heard her before now
and I don't think I'll buy her music, but I'm listening to "Go Long" right now and I have to say it's really pretty. It's not what I generally like, but if I were into Joan Baez and Mimi Farina and other female folk-revival singers, I'd probably embrace this as the next generation of…

ODDVILLE.
MTV's ODDVILLE. That's all I'm sayin'.

A) I really enjoyed this movie.

This book went up a letter grade
when AVC interviewed the author.

It's like, "How DARE they misrepresent cupcakes so! I'm going to drop everything right now, and start a business that shows the world just how intimidating, macho, and completely NON-magical they can be."

correction: "outraged enough"

What sort of bizarre person
reads a review in which cupcakes are described as "pink and magical," and then gets outraged to start his own business selling cupcakes for men?

@Tiger of the Mirror—I use Paperbackswap obsessively. I've gotten hundreds of books from that site, and consider it one of the best uses of the Internet ever.

Or were you talking about the alligator? I saw that beside the Florida Trail, near I-75, in 2001, while walking from Key West, FL to Cape Gaspe, Quebec on a charity hike. My friends and I thought it was dead at first, it was so dried up and brittle-looking, but when we approached, it gave a feeble grunt and shifted…

If you watch THE DAILY SHOW or the COLBERT REPORT online, they show them all the time. They're Ax Body Spray ads.

Another Notable Omission:
Tom Petty — WILDFLOWERS

I didn't want to laugh at this—but those first few posts got me off on a minutes-long giggle-fit. Perhaps the hardest I've ever laughed at this site.

Amelie, have you seen those body spray ads—
—with a Motocross biker putting on spray deodorant in min-jump, while an announcer shouts "Double Pits to Chesty!"?

I will say what I will, and what I will say is that, actually, ZACK AND MIRI was not at all funny. No amount of gratuitous nudity could save such a terrible, boring, unfunny film. I watched it with a group at a hotel, and the cable cut out 3/4 into it, and NO ONE CARED. If you're going to say that movie was funny,…

U2
That comeback…that can only mean commercially, right? Because when they got retardedly smooth, influenced by no one but their earlier selves, and not enough at that. ZOOROPA is still my favorite album of theirs—"Lemon" is an amazing song, and Johnny Cash singing on "The Wanderer"—wow. When I put that album on,…

Go away, moron. How old are you, twelve? Disagree if you want to, but defend your opinions with reasons.

I just heard ELO for the first time when a friend put their song "Jungle" on a mix tape. That's some good stuff!

YOU ARE THE QUARRY is so great that I can only assume that Late for the Party is either a troll of the dullest variety or a musical know-nothing who wandered in from a Black Eyed Peas site that gave a backlink for some reason. Maybe you're late because you weren't invited.

Is OH MERCY excellent? I've always meant to pick that one up.