I am really enjoying my time with it. The tutorial in DW 7 really opened my eyes as to how much fun this game could be—how fun and how gloriously joyous. The opening cinematic alone! The series get so much eye rolling from certain illumunati among the gaming press, I just had to see it for myself. And I'm glad I did.

Dynasty Warriors 7. I've never played one before so I thought I'd see for myself what they're like. I didn't know how powerful Chinese warriors were back in the olden days, or how armies just stood there instead of fighting. History is interesting!

One step closer to our glorious Idiocracy future amirite lol

Same here with Persona 3. I still miss the nerd girl. We used to go to bookstores after school. Good times.

Finally got my first set of complete armor in Monster Hunter. Sure, it's just Jaggi armor, but I take pride in my modest accomplishments.

Metal Queen Vs. Doctor Doom.

My feeling is that the box the directors agreed to work within has a tendency to change during production. Presto! Problems!

There's a great opening shot in one of Byrne's FF issues where he just draws a curling iron as a spaceship.

Please tell me a blonde guy smoking a cigarette is the cook.

I finished Wario Land 2 today. For some reason, the final battle with Captain Syrup was a midnight ride through hell. Now I have to just go back and complete the secret levels and get all the treasures I missed and complete the picture and oh God I haven't finished it have I?

Strap yourselves in, we're about to make the jump to hyperbole!

We can call him Harry now? I thought he'd smack us.

Ever notice that whenever Moonstone dresses up as Captain Marvel no one can ever tell the difference? Do all blondes look the same in the MCU?

Well, they didn't have colour until the Forties, so it was probably easier for vampires to hide in the shadows.

So where was Schreck when this happened? Have the police looked into that? HAVE THEY?

I remember once Archie called Pop Tate a 'fascist' and I had to go and look up the word. I think that's where my childhood ended.

I'm hoping Neon Grime is in Suicide Squad 2: Suicide Harder With A Vengeance.

CHILL OUT

I'm actually excited for this. Sabrina and Afterlife With Archie have been surprisingly good. On the other end of the spectrum, Archie's Mega Man and Sonic comics have delivered as well, with mythologies to rival those of Marvel and DC. They are also not afraid to be just stupid, fun comics.

But Reboot was actually pretty good. Why don't they reboot that?