I'm stunned by how this crappy show can still get so many journalists to write about it. Just proves the old maxim the journalists can't stop writing (or talking) about themselves.

Good God! Why didn't you take that money? Are you nuts?

I was worried you would pick mad cow disease.

Hot Dogs!

This film looks terrible. I think the reviewer might have been high when this was written.

I like that one with Depp as the pirate.

The movie goes downhill the minute it starts featuring…ice skaters. I am not making this up.

Spoiler for viewers who don't read the comic:

DC has no idea how to make superhero movies, even after The Dark Knight Rises made over a billion dollars in worldwide box office.

This is exactly why I stick with the Hustler magazine erect penis scale for movie reviews. I give this piece a mildly erect. Far better than Ron Jeremy's Life in the Fat Lane, which gets a totally limp.

The Shield is better than The Wire, IMHO. The Shield never wasted a season on a bunch of dock workers.

"Manic Pixie Dream Girl" - Journalists of the world - please stop using this term. 

"Manic Pixie Dream Girl" - Journalists of the world - please stop using this term. 

I just figured most of the valuable stuff in those lockers was stolen. Otherwise…why leave it there?

I just figured most of the valuable stuff in those lockers was stolen. Otherwise…why leave it there?

They are not the monsters…WE ARE!

They are not the monsters…WE ARE!

Also, did Stone touch on the Russian use of "barrier troops", i.e. the "political army" that forced the regular army into battle at gunpoint? Prisoner battalions forced to fight by threats against their families and loved ones?

Also, did Stone touch on the Russian use of "barrier troops", i.e. the "political army" that forced the regular army into battle at gunpoint? Prisoner battalions forced to fight by threats against their families and loved ones?

Let me guess - the whole thing ends with the US losing their innocence in Vietnam.