Upvoted for "Gorsuch bro."

Found an article in a Google search with the awesome title "President John Tyler's Grandson, Harrison, on Still Being Alive."

Tell that to William Henry Harrison!

I would love to meet a Trump University success story for the sheer novelty of it. If it's a sham, what is Trump giving away $25 million for? We all know he doesn't do charity. (See also: Trump Foundation.)

It was Tyler Perry in drag the whole time!

Rich people hate increasing their wealth! The math checks out!

If I had to be drug tested to get my shitty job, they should have to be drug tested for being even less fortunate!

Minus the dick jokes and ganja, this also describes much of the MCU.

This is one of those bizarre-looking films that I can't really imagine the target audience for. Do kids get a kick out of babies who sound like Alec Baldwin? Because grownups don't.

If he has the range to also play a neo-Nazi he will literally never go hungry.

Shit, you are correct.

People always make this comment, but I honestly thought the direction was quite good in season 2. The season on the whole was not as cohesively put together as season 1, but that's just as much due to the writing as the directing. Season 2 featured quite a few scenes that had me on the edge of my seat, and it was an…

High Fidelity may be a "mainstream romantic comedy starring John Cusack," but that doesn't make it any less of a classic. It's incredibly sharp and attuned to its characters' foibles and idiosyncrasies, and it's also goddamn hilarious, with Jack Black, Tim Robbins, and Joan Allen all giving great supporting turns. …

Now I feel even better about my decision not to see these movies. I don't care if it has a few good jokes in it; I'm not paying money to sit through a ninety minute toy commercial, let alone one that benefits this current administration.

*Unless you want affordable healthcare.

Pacific Rim's characters were archetypes, but at least they had some personality and the actors seemed to be having fun. Judging by the end result everyone on the Rogue One set was in a depressive fugue state.

We need to resist. I say we buy our kids' fatigues from Nordstrom.

This is awesome.

Just discovered this Youtuber last night, thanks to the AV Club Staff Picks column. Thought you would get a kick out of her video, which lays out many of the same issues with Rogue One that we discussed (and then some).

I'd never heard of Jenny Nicholson, but pretty much instantly like her after watching that audition video.