Including Avatar we already have six seasons and a terrible movie.

That… doesn't make sense. It's not like bending is an aspect of the show that you could change to traditional martial arts and have the same show. Or anywhere near the same show. Bending is fundamental to both the story and the characters.

I'd really thought she'd got out a while ago, until I heard she was there when he had some incident with an ATV. I had hoped she got out, didn't feel like she deserved to go down with that sinking ship.

He looks like he's in pretty good physical shape.

I love Weird Al, but he has yet to make a good Simpsons appearance. Era makes a difference, but Neil Gaiman's appearance was fantastic despite being far past the show's prime, so it's not a complete excuse.

That is somewhat balanced out by getting Tom Jones. Classic Simpsons episode where he wasn't just forced in and he doesn't take up 5 figures at a time. Plus, he's Welsh. WELSH!!! His figure looks good, too.

You forget where you are. You should probably always save at least 5% for puns/AV Club-centric memes

…what, no elephant?!? I want my elephant!

My first thought on reading that was "cat version of A Tale of Two Sisters."

Oh boo hoo, it's not like we all haven't aggravated our hemerrhoids while shaving our anuses. But we don't all go running to the hospital about it. Amiright guys?

Strange. Ctrl + f "miller" only got a poster's name, and ctrl + f "dennis" didn't find anything.

By that logic, if you were getting mugged and murdered in the street, who cares? You're not the president or the pope (I assume). Saving you won't save people who are being ethnically cleansed, people suffering from curable diseases, increase food supplies in starving countries, or end war in any country in the…

Hey now, I remember one time a team was lining up on second and 8 and Madden pointed out how this was clearly going to be a run play, unless they decided to pass it.

Or really get one over on Marvel and promote him to Rear Admiral Marvel.

You have Jonah Hill as Green Lantern and you'll LIKE IT!!!

I know. They need to at least make their lies believable.

I don't mean to sound ungrateful Ponch… but did you have to stick your finger up my ass?

"give Right-On insight into the “millennial” generation, which he desires so that he can more effectively blame millennials for everything that’s wrong with the world"

You remember pogs? Well they're back! In pog form!

…dear lord, I really want to see him climb into the ring between two superstars and pull his signature "hey hey hey WHAT is going on here?!" I very much want this to happen.