Here's the 100% truth; these days in computer security, there is an assumption that you are currently or will at some point be compromised. The experts know that there are degrees of safe, and things that you can do to make it harder, but it's considered hubris and idiocy to consider any system completely secure.

Gary?!?

I wish I saw Apes instead of Godzilla. The big G has been a rollercoaster in a most unpleasant way.

Not the first time I've heard that about Haskins. I've also heard that he's extremely quick to pull the "I'm Mr. Belding" card when trying to pick up women.

Oh man, when "Elevation" hit I remember liking it until I listened to the words. Then I compared what they were saying to what their previous hits were saying. I told my friends that I didn't like it, that it wasn't the same as old U2 (when they had something important to say). They all assured me that I was crazy,…

I remember hearing that song on the radio for the first time and thinking, "Wow! This type of thing normally isn't for me but this is pretty cool. I like it." About a minute of the same stupid lyrics later, I was already sick of the song and have been ever since.

Tiny Death Star. I was embarassed as anything to play it, the "gameplay" (if you want to call it that) never evolves beyond the first 5 minutes that you play it. It actually gets less fun as it goes along, just mindlessly building level after level, and maybe occasionally lucking out and getting a crappy little…

You know, I wanted to make some joke about how it's unfair to just continue to associate Gary Goddard with Masters of the Universe (which I unabashedly love but deep down know it's not that great). Then I looked at his IMDB. Director of Masters of the Universe is easily the high point of his careers. To the degree…

I watched Ernest Scared Stupid more times than I can count and still watch Ernest Saves Christmas every December.

They probably couldn't get away with filming it (I doubt Disney legal has that good a sense of humor) but I see no reason why they couldn't have a joke or two (or even a running gag) about Abed's internship with the government.

You could also argue that Marvel has already had female super-heroes, just not in leading roles so they're in the lead.

Eh, Marvel and DC are tied at 0-0, having each put no effort into making a female-led superhero movie.

The worst part? When it flops for reasons related to script, tone, direction, and acting, WB will create a new edict for their comic book movies:

I have no idea what is going on with Taylor Swift; is she trying to segue into hip hop? If so, and if that still is any indication, it looks hilarious.

Eh, we can keep running with the modern classics of zombies and ill-defined terrorists.

I started quietly thinking that joke a few days after everything started in the Ukraine and didn't realize where I'd picked it up from for about a week. It was frighteningly like the "fat dog" thing in Community.

Amazing as it may seem, I remember my life pre-cell phone. I know, I know, such a fanciful tale seems like it must be fictional, but hear me out.

I was actually angered the other week when I looked at my girlfriend's copies of the original trilogy DVDs. The original artwork was on the DVD's themselves, but the cases used a crappy photoshop of a bunch of stills from the movie. I was not amused in the least.

That is a true, lucid, well thought out argument.

Would you say that he just couldn't control his
*looks left*
*looks right*
wood?