Hello? Mr. A.V. Club? Can you just write an article about Disqus so we can all go there and bitch about it on topic? I never know which post to complain on to get the most upvotes.

History will show that Blockbuster went under from all the un-rewound videos that were returned.

They vary from combining-the-worst-of-yesterday-with-today (Evil Dead and Descent) to beautiful and making me think more and more that I should move forward on my dream of making a coffee-table book of old VHS box art/posters (Exit Humanity and The Strangers).

They blew such a great chance to do something bold when they decided to reboot Spider-Man but opted to NOT do it with Miles Morales. They wouldn't be standing in the shadow of the Raimi films because they'd be doing something different. They wouldn't need to rehash the origin story because it would be a new…

That's cold, bro. Cold as ice.

B-b-but… there's sex in the champagne room, right?

Good ole Johnny Benchwarmer.

The first play I ever did was in something like 3rd or 4th grade. The audition was singing "Happy Birthday." Nobody who wanted to have a part was turned away, they found somewhere where they felt your abilities could best contribute. They created a new role, just for one other kid and me, of guards who stand…

Goyer is interested in writing and could they perhaps include the green sex fantasy?

"…a consistency similar to glue. In an effort to expunge the taste from my mouth, I swallowed. I swallowed hard and fast."

A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.

"This isn't what Doctor Who's supposed to be!!"

I get that this is a pulp culture site and I'm going to look totally out of it here, but I don't care.

"providing sports and cat fans with yet another excuse to eat chicken wings and get blackout drunk."

Seriously. Any comic character who has been around long enough (especially if they make it back to at least the silver age) will have a ludicrous timeline when it is laid out all at once. You have to take it month to month, story to story.

I still don't get it. Badoon got packaged in as a "Fantastic 4" property as far as film rights, but the Kree and the Inhumans apparently did not. Marvel found some kind of huge blind spot where lawyers cannot see proper connections, didn't they?

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#ISupportWhovian

It's like Star Wars. It's good, but it's not THAT good as to have your life revolve around it like some people do. No single source of media is THAT good in my opinion (and I'd be hard pressed to find even a conglomeration of media worth dedicating your life to).

Whenever he's not on screen everyone should be asking, "Awww hell naw, where's T-Dog?"