I still don't understand. When does the show hit "tolerable?" I tried watching it on Netflix and got through 5 episodes of the most painfully sit-com-y sit-com ever. It's like if you asked me to write the most generic, bad, stereotypical sit-com ever, I would fall very short of hitting this show's benchmark of bad.…

Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Internet!

I feel like you've been getting a lot more upvotes recently, for some reason.

You think? I feel like we always threaten to club people who start pun threads. With A Very big CLUB.

I can stop anytime I want to!

Gameboy version of Home Alone. There are about 100 people robbing your house, and somehow every level ends with a boss battle in the basement. How the hell do you keep getting back to the top floor in a house (that gets bigger every level) crawling with criminals? You also have to save valuables that you find along…

Additionally, whether by design or bug, whenever you fought the big shark in the water, the undeniable strategy was to swim as close to the surface as possible. The big shark could not go high enough, so it would always swim under you and leave you safe (as long as nothing else was attacking).

They make me irrationally happy. I have yet to meet anyone else in person who understands my love of folk music.

I begged you to stop posting their pictures. I BEGGED you! I have work I'm supposed to be doing, how am I supposed to concentrate!

AVClub needs to stop putting pictures of Kate Micucci on the front page or I'm not going to get anything done all day.

"each Turtle conveying his one and only character trait—… hotheadedness"

One of the most depressing things I ever heard were a bunch of talking heads on some channel (may have been a sports network, may have been a "news" network) talking about Michael Vick coming back to the league. One of them said how more than the dogfighting and animal abuse, the fact that he was gambling on the…

He's actually copped to the fact that it was one of the dumbest things he's ever done getting pissed off about it. Apparently when he was older and clearly wiser he thought about how Michael Jackson had been cool with it, so who the hell was he to think he was better?

Firewalls are actually named after physical firewalls that prevent fires from spreading from room to room, but I love the idea that the writers are so thoroughly ignorant that they not only make them physical walls, but also make them the wrong physical thing.

Clearly this evolution is a hoax and this is obviously a case of intelligent design.

Nah, he doesn't interfere enough to be Uatu. Consider that he also exists in the universes of Sony and Fox, so he has to be a being that encompasses the Multiverse.

Oh man, compare Batman Begins where Nolan filmed a fight scene in the mud at a prison to cover up that he didn't (doesn't) know how to film fight scenes to the prison fight scene in the mud in Raid 2.

If erection last for more than four hours, call more ladies.

We need this movie as much as we needed a remake of The Ring.

I'm impressed they got everything that connects all of Marvel's movies AND everything that connects all of DC's movies in one video.