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geneparmesean
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He is. I knew I knew him from somewhere and when I discovered that it blew my mind. Also his name is Ptolemy Slocum, which is one of the best names ever.

If I went from "pretty smart" to "highest-level genius" in five seconds or so I think it would feel pretty orgasmic.