Oh god the Thomas Kincade thing is so accurate. Especially concerning Radagast's house.

Oh god the Thomas Kincade thing is so accurate. Especially concerning Radagast's house.

To elaborate so I don't feel like a troll:

To elaborate so I don't feel like a troll:

Dammit, I knew The Hobbit being a mess would lead to wild eyed neckbeards trying to claim that the LoTR trilogy is terrible as well, for the usual spurious reasons that no one gives a shit about.

Dammit, I knew The Hobbit being a mess would lead to wild eyed neckbeards trying to claim that the LoTR trilogy is terrible as well, for the usual spurious reasons that no one gives a shit about.

I think the Gollum scene was just the right length. The longer it went the more the tension ratcheted up. Which was quite in contrast to the total slackness of the rest of the movie.

I think the Gollum scene was just the right length. The longer it went the more the tension ratcheted up. Which was quite in contrast to the total slackness of the rest of the movie.

I can't wait for all 9 hours of this to be edited down into a competent 2 1/2 hour movie. The added shit is so disjointed from the main narrative that it should be fairly simple to excise the scenes that don't focus on Bilbo and the Dwarves.

I can't wait for all 9 hours of this to be edited down into a competent 2 1/2 hour movie. The added shit is so disjointed from the main narrative that it should be fairly simple to excise the scenes that don't focus on Bilbo and the Dwarves.

It's quite literally the first third of one movie puffed up with ridiculous set pieces and bloated, awkward exposition. Not to mention the long, drawn out conversations that tell you exactly what you should be feeling right now, because this is all very dramatic and exciting you know!

It's quite literally the first third of one movie puffed up with ridiculous set pieces and bloated, awkward exposition. Not to mention the long, drawn out conversations that tell you exactly what you should be feeling right now, because this is all very dramatic and exciting you know!

Except for Gollum's bit which was A+++

Except for Gollum's bit which was A+++

Sweet Jesus that was fucking awful.

Sweet Jesus that was fucking awful.

What… what IS this???

What… what IS this???

Pyramids pt.2 is just the second part of "Pyramids", which is on the album.

Pyramids pt.2 is just the second part of "Pyramids", which is on the album.