I thought I dreamed up the movie Heartbeeps from my childhood. My sincere thanks for proving that I wasn't hallucinating the trash I watched on HBO when I was in second grade.

I'll miss Jennifer, although I can safely say I could've lived the rest of my life happily without seeing Trebek do the Batusi.

I also enjoyed Jennifer's shenanigans. Shine, shine you crazy diamond.

The best part about the Diametrically Opposed sketch was reading the ticker at the bottom.

Tonight I screamed 'Nebraska' and 'Druids' at my television. I wonder if Terri was just getting tired of playing. I feel most sorry for Jason, too bad there weren't any sports categories for that guy.

In other news, I'm finally used to seeing Trebek with a mustache again.

Good news everyone! New episodes of Jeopardy! start next week, and Trebek's mustache makes it's triumphant return!

The humping action of Trebek in the credit sequence was more entertaining than the game tonight.

It's not surprising that a librarian got the correct response for In the Dictionary.

It was pleasing to have my name come up in one of the categories.

Honestly, I find Julia boring. She's obviously very bright and quick on the buzzer, but she lacks pizzazz. I'm actively rooting against her, unless she get close to beating Jennings' win record.

Pictured: Snake Eyes practices stealth on easy mode.

SPOILER ALERT DESPITE THIS BEING A SPOILER SPACE

"Now that I've survived J. Lo's ego, anything is possible."

Rewatching the openings of Mr. Belvedere and Alice reminds me how I wasted my childhood watching horrible sitcoms.

I just listen to The Capitol Steps for the sideways talking guy.

"I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?"

"This is the way your film career ends, not with a bang…but with a whimper."