All I want played at my funeral is the punk rock song the Mohawk guy was playing on the bus in Star Trek IV.

Can we all agree McConaughey is Nystul's Magic Aura?

Simple enough: Stuart gets a job drawing for DC Comics and moves to Burbank to be near the DC offices. Far enough that he's out of the general picture, but close enough that he could believably show up in guest appearances once in a while. Plus, it'd be a refreshingly positive and heartwarming sendoff for a character…

I'd put him at around 7th or 8th level. Ya know, where you've just gotten your fireball spell and can do some real damage, but before you get the really reality shaking stuff.

Impossible. Because I refuse to acknowledge the possibility that I ever wanted to hate fuck Santa Claus

*SPOILER ALERT FOR THE XMAS SPECIAL*
Santa Claus is and always has been
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Knowing your tastes from your posts on the DCAU reviews I think you are in for a treat.

The dissonance intentional and the major theme of the whole run. And brilliantly explored I might add.

This we can only hope. There is exactly one way way to fully and completely rehabilitate the idea of Laurel becoming Black Canary and that is through taking a page from the DCAU and tie her development to Wildcat. Let team arrow get progressively more involved in "grand villainy" while Laurel learns street justice…

The "glowing chamber" isn't an addition by the movie. It is presumably the "Vita-ray" which in the comic was necessary to activate the super soldier serum. How's that for useless nerd knowledge?

All I have to say about this is Fuck Cyborg. I want J'onn J'onzz as a founding member of the Justce league. I'm all for diversity. But seriously. Fuck Geoff Johns for exiling Martian Manhunter for the sake of shitty, forced, realignment . Nothing against Cyborg as a character but he's a Titan.

Nope. Different characters different rules. Whadaya expect man, we're talking comic book magic here, not f=ma.

The current official explanation is that he doesn't "call the lightning" every time he says the the word. He has to say the word and intend to invoke the magic.

Johnson could easily pull off a great Shazam (or Black Adam). I think it could make for an insanely fun movie if the writers/directors remember that the character has to retain a certain whimsy. Honestly I'm far more concerned with the prospect of casting Billy Batson. Child actors are such a crapshoot. For every…

I wonder how many other Americans of the late 30s - early 40s demographic had their tolerance for idol pop completely and forever destroyed by the monstrous, unholy abomination that was Robotech's Minmei.

Scottish. The Wall is a fantasy version of Hadrian's Wall.

"Featuring one of the most innovative and creative song writers and performers ever" … Yeah Elton was pretty incredible back in the day, wasn't he?

Shit! I remember making my my mom buy a box of Croonchy Stars because it had the Swedish Chef on the box. They were…. Not great.

This guy is a worthless idiot

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