"The House of Representatives is not meant to handle these types of impeachment actions. I have to go now and kill an orphan."

I want to get in on this before this thread peters out.

You leave him locked up in the attic?

Get outta here commie!

Oh wouldn't you like to look at anthonys weiner,
That is what I'd truly like to dooo,
And if I could look at anthonys weiner,
Everyone would be in love with youu

Me too. I had forgot about Vertical Limit, which was on my shelf, where he gets to be the bad guy in a hard to take serious, climbing movie.

Becky, Sally's next door neighbor, gets run over by a car trying to escape the e-teddy.

Ms. Dipesto, I can't read this message you wrote, what does it say?

Just in time for the FCC to make sure all internet access is throttled, unless you pay cable prices.

In Honor of Bill Paxton, I've been watching his past films. I recommend Aliens with the commentary track, as he is delightful in the spots the cast talks.

I think I remember a bit about Ewan McGregor, where he says he would suck his dick

So the Doctor tells me they need a stool sample, a urine sample and semen sample.
I said, hey Doc I haven't got much time. How about I just leave you a pair of my underwear?

"This better not awaken anything in me."

Thanks, Kimmel

2-4-6-8, Billy can't poop so great!

It does have a picture of a cow though.

It's Best Picture *Slap*
It's Best Actress *Slap*

"This tastes almost as good as hamburger!"

If only there was some sort of machine that you could type anything into, and be presented with millions of various answers to all your questions…Maybe someday…

I think I still have some PTMODS.