*Wipes tear*

*Sees nuclear explosion in far distance*

What about the back end?

Jerry Seinfeld

Thanks, that was what I was hoping to hear.

Direct TV Redzone cuts out the Corpo-nationalistic telethon, and ups the live action to about 33 minutes. So there's that.

I just started Orphan Black a couple weeks back. I liked the first two seasons well enough, but the ending of season two made me pull back. I watched the first episode of three, and I don't know if I want to keep watching it. Maslany is so great, but the story line is getting to be too much.

Well, not until he gets all the oil out of the ground first.

Good thing most of the Indians were killed, or we'd get scalloped for these puns.

He knew it would russet some feathers.

Can I go in the room now?

Still doesn't

Those paint chips were delicious!

I can smell the learning from here.

Post first, check second. Nothing bad can happen.

Just don't leave your copy in the shitter, or your brother in law will find out about your drug empire.

*Charles Martin body slams this comment*

"POP, POP!"

It's Chris Christie's favorite…now…

It's pretty tough to watch the second time or even the fourth or fifth time. That kid is an emotional wreck.