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Probably going to be the new normal of our police state.

*Names airport after it*

Don't tell me what the second Amendment means!

It is the same BS over and over, Company: here look how great we are giving away this free stuff to help our children*

Is oxygen tent a euphemism for closing the trailer windows?

You're telling me that funding, No Child Gets Ahead, isn't the best use of scarce education dollars?

"He's an artist" *Slap*
"He's pedofile rapist" *Slap*
"He's a artist and a pedofile rapist" *Slap Slap Slap*

I thought I had learned all there was about that from Paycheck.

I'm sure many attendees will be enjoying platefuls of white-powdery-beef.

Everyone remembers their first rogue.

I used to have to see more than a couple posts from people before I would consider blocking them, but not anymore.

I can see that you're a shrewd negotiator, how about this container ship full of money?

How about this dump truck full of money?

Maybe this wheelbarrow full of money will help you decide who to kill.

Me too.

Vin Diesel?

I left the house yesterday without my phone and almost went back for it. It was a nice break, although short lived.

I feel that way about turning on the computer these days.

Lieutenant Plissken, Lieutenant Plissken, ice cream.

Sadly my first thought was that Homer quote, but this is too sad to make a joke about.