I've done jerked chicken, but the one time I jerked beef I ended up in the hospital.

Quick, get on social media and call Obama a muslim communist. That'll save your life.

Escape Plan 2: No Escape with Ray Liotta.

Modern cartoons need more domestic abuse.

Oops, I was thinking of John Mahoney.

"WHERE'S MY HONEY?"

Hey I'm not gritty. I just had a wash…recently.

*Takes one picture*

The niche porno, Family Fatters alters the catch phase to,

My eyes! The glasses do nothing!

Here have a D-cell vibrator, that should sate that urge.

Since she died in the water, shouldn't it be called, The Wringing?

You always have to cover the mascot.

♫Twitter killed the Vi-ine Star♫

Good 'ole Pep.

Sure thing, fat Neil.

I just charted myself.

It's only Soul Glo™ for my afrodoodle.

After watching A Most Wanted Man, I started smoking.

The golden part was from burning up on re-entry.