You must *feel* something?

"A Number One!"

*Sniff*

Just sit right back and you'll see a tale,
A tale of mighty football, That started from this TV show,
Aboard your tiny screen.
The teams are mighty fighting men, Their coaches brave and sure,
We have all set sail this day, for a three hour tour, a three hour tour…

Waiter: Here, have some cream of broccoli instead.

Well, Joe has added a make up kiss to the tradition.

Isn't stealing hundreds of millions of tax dollars the way every NFL team operates?

There are twenty-two different people on the Colorado ballot for President this vote.

Are you cereal?

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!

*Looks back, turns into salt*

We're not supposed to talk about whether people can smell or not, remember?

Oh, about 120 pogs.

Never forget!

*Edit-This comment was so nice, it got posted thrice.

Think of the synergy, Roger, when TrumpTV gets the rights to broadcast NFL games. Kiss that 10% ratings downturn goodbye!

Will an e-cigarette do?

At least you had a dad…

Won't somebody think of the children fetuses!

I liked him back then, before I knew anything else about him.