That new age law in California is having a lot of unintended consequences.

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Make America bake again!

Would you say it became incorporated into a liquid so as to form a solution?

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!

I love horny, and I hope that it loves me…

'Member…

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

*Puts new car in Otter Box*

He just wanted to Escape, before he got a Bullet to the Head.

Live forever, obviously.

This comment for the Schwinn.

I bought David Pogue's, The Missing Manual, which is something that should come with the computer.

I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good.

I remember when I was fourteen, a few of us were trying to get drunk, since we didn't have any weed. One friend pulls out a bottle of gin, and after slugging down some of that vileness, I have avoided gin ever since.

"Oh, sure. That's all I talk about in the clubhouse. I even put pictures up."

"Tiger… Tiger… whatever happened to that dog?"

*Smothers JJ with pillow*

All I can think of is Susan Summers now,

I did appreciate that you thought Denver could score that many points.