I heard the Donger still hungry.

Never let anyone body shame you.

I was hungry but not so much now.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think…

Daughter: Dad, can I borrow the car?
Dad: You know the price.
Daughter: Really?…Okay
*Starts giving dad a blowjob*
*Spits*
Daughter: Your dick tastes like shit!
Dad: Oh that's right, your brother has the car.

I wish I had that kind of money.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Hey, hey, you, you, get off a my firstie.

Speaking of earworms.

Hey mister, do you have any tranya flavored ice cream?

There was no time.

and to hide their members.

They dial up to eleven.

I just upgraded my phone last month. I made sure that it would fit my existing case.

Kidly!

*Fires machine gun*

I just looked up Emanuelle movies to try to use for a funny retort, and after seeing how many there were just made me sad.

They will always be Camel Lips to me.

"I blame, society."

Is there anything they can't do?