How about the lead in Simple Jack 2: Simpler?

Ramirez will be played by Darren McGavin.

How else will we learn?

Hey I heard that Apple is going to buy out McLaren, stride mothers everywhere are nervous with anticipation.

Shazam!

*Natalie Tran sues over pronunciation infringement*

Fabulous Bikini Inspectors

I guess it would depend on where your heartstrings are.

Jolie good show, ole chap.

She looks like a half a billion dollars.

Hotwheels used to be all metal, rivaling Lego as a barefooted danger at night.

I am Archer, leader of the Gorgonites.

Where are my testicles sUMAr?

Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.

I will always associate it with Painless' attempted 'suicide'.

That's why it is so small, some curator was offended and trimmed the whole thing down.

I like inventors who don't die.

Being in the Denver area at the time, the coverage was overwhelming.

Ramsey's: We did everything we could to cover up what Burke did, and we would have got away with it too, if wasn't for you meddling kids CBS.

Go back to Fuckheadistan!