Last month I thought to myself, Gee, I wish had bought that Breaking Bad Barrel, it sure would look great with the rest of my collection. Lo and behold this column brought it back to my attention, and now it sits proudly on top of the shelf. I could only be happier if it had a little bit of the motorcycle kid in it.

I think he had a part of his cheek stuck in his teeth.

I was starting to feel like a can of smashed assholes.

It's liquid?

Let's make American's great again!

Gotta fill something.

I remember some guy named Joad, and a toad, without an abode, hittin' the road.

"You shit the bed? Well you just lie in that for awhile and think about what you've done."

Ack!

I had a friend cut off two of my toe's with an axe, just to get out of a prison work detail. Funny thing was, I got out just 6 days later.

When I was a kid, we all got our weed from Jay Bags.

[Psst! you've got some "powdered donuts" showing]

You mean the one where they run, in a maze?

Thursday Night Games Matter!

New 12-7 Pepsi! A taste that will knock you out in the morning!

Why have laws at all? People are still going to kill and rape and steal. This whole Judicial system is outta of order!

WASABI!

How about Bayer trying to get Monsanto? Does that perk you up?

So, you're saying I have a chance?

Anyone who makes it out of this year alive, should feel very lucky.