How will you ever know if they caught the bad guy, or if everything worked out at the end? What kind of monster could sleep with these unanswered questions?

Catfish?

My most recent favorite pronunciation of this, is by Jennifer Jason Leigh, in The Hateful Eight.

Mile High Mint Bars are one of my all time favorite edibles.

This really Bothans me.

Odenkirk, I read your book! You magnificent bastard!

There's always work at the Post Office!

We're moving into Holiday fuck babies, about 9 months after Happy Non-Denominational Season.

In your pants.

Carpe Diem?

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

Groot is under investigation for all the sapling porn on his computer.

All those cardboard-sexploitation films were pretty good.

American Christian Liberty University?

So agree on the early seasons.
M*A*S*H was a syndicated behemoth in the early eighties. Seemed like it was on before or after every newscast. I would look to see the credit scroll, and only watch the Col. Blake episodes.

An exit door handle…
A handkerchief in your pocket…
Your penis

I think you pulled off a good edit up there.

Growing up, my family was so poor that wallpaper paste was only served on Holidays and special occasions. Now that I make minimum wage, I can eat all the paste I want.

You said rape twice.

Missed it.