Capt. T. G. Culpepper is the whole reason that, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World is the classic it is.

*Throws hats*

yes, and…

Hey, if they don't want to be harassed, they should just punch the harasser in the dick.

I didn't see that coming.

Last time I saw a show with him, we had to sit with our backs to the wall. I don't like to sit so far away, but he wouldn't budge.

I heard a song the other day, and I don't know what the title was. Here is a part of it,

I use pizza for hot dog buns.

Little Suzy is now a woman, she just got her mena.

"I have to end this interview as it has gone over in time. I need to go buy groceries and only have an Schopenhauer to get it done."

Which will lead to the callingusabunchofpussies Gambino

That's what I was thinking…

I get the first part of your name now.

I liked the way you did 32 at the start, but I want the finish you did on 17. And, action…
[De Niro walks out, squinting]

I thought of a different 30 Rock character talking about how no one will take you seriously as an actor if you do TV, no matter how big of a star you were.

Matt Lauer can suck it!

Xizor, "I know."

It sounds like the World is almost ready for my script, In Utero Twin Lesbians.

My portfolio is still trying to recover from my investment in boiled bunny futures.

More like Summer reciting Jaws from a burned out box.