He just needs to host the Oscars again, and then he'll be back on top.
City Slick3rs, Analyze Those, and another SNL appearance will be soon to follow.
All hail the Crystalence!

I think more of us have smelled rotten garbage in NYC than have been around Rio's water supply. So reference passes with a majority of retching.

I watched it on PBS as a kid in the seventies. I can still hear the theme music in my head.

The Larch.

When Sousa's Liberty Bell March starts up, there is only one show that comes to mind.

Gideon and Jagger!
Jagger and Gideon!

Burt still gets pretty worked up about her.

Let's make it a full meal, have a donut.

Pinest!

OSB or RSP
It's not the same to me

Maple syrup over Kraft Dinner.

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, `and what is the use of a book,' thought Alice `without pictures or conversation?'

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina?

A character name like that reminds me of the difference between a viola and a violin, a viola burns longer.

Reports Gnometorious B.I.G. to the nearest ASPCA.

You could use a knife and fork to eat your Quizno's, but use a spoon, you'll want to get every drop.

Quizno's Mayonnaise Law: Always squeeze the full tube on each sub. Light mayo means squeeze a full tube of lite Mayo on the sub.

I think the tip part happens earlier in the transaction.

It isn't either or, it has to be both at the same time. Fashion!

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two apps at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two apps at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause apps dig dudes with money.