Not the bees?

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

Now I know where that smell is coming from.

Yeah, but she said she weighed 8 stone 7, so no one knew what the hell she was talking about.

*Stabs mullets4ever with knife*

I can't believe they are going with a caffeine free coffee flavor. Caffeine is the best part.

"Never get out of the car." Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way…

*Smacks Chewbacca with a rolled up magazine*

Honorary Head of The Young Geologists?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Do I smell cabbage?

Even if they were, a couple glasses of "water" will cure that.

*Holds up left hand, points to a spot on it*

Clear and Present Ology

Chain Reaction slam outta nowhere. That movie was based on a real life incident that remains secret to this day. Open your eyes people sheeple!!!

I have intersectionalism, and now I can't use public bathrooms in North Carolina.

You're right, now I'm going to get Shitty McShitfaced.

They should have called it Boaty McBoatface.

It's hot out there Leday!

But I'm too old for space camp.