For Whom The Bell Jar Tolls…

I'm seeing double here, two OICJC's.

and they just raised my payment, I think my Netfix is just about over.

SRO on all the trains to the show.

This will look good on your Tombstone, Power Girl.

*Starts singing Child Stars on Your Television*

When you someone eat it Pepperidge Farms.

*Marks calendar at 6 months and one day from Friday*

Dvořák!

"Pants!" - Summer Smith

*Mr. Poopybutthole nods in agreement*

It definitely has a cheesiness about it that is not everyone's cup of tea. Definitely avoid Escape From LA, as that cheese factor gets turned up to eleven.

Could my huge codpiece be wrong? No it couldn't.

Last night I watched The Thing, and it still holds up.

Welshie!

I like sentences, Mandrake, but I do deny them my punctuation.

I thought that was Jeffrey Weissman.

All the tires used in the playgrounds of my youth, had steel belts sticking out from them. Always great for drawing blood out of various body parts.

Hold on, I grew up in the seventies, and I'm not old…

Imaginary Bob Barker is here to remind you to spay and neuter your imaginary pets.