They shoulda bought a squirrel.

Here comes Alien Jesus, quick, look busy!

Lovers Lame, maybe.

I always enjoyed, Hemoglobin Easy, which had that classic line, "Look into your liver."

Life is like a bag of shit, you never get the roles you want.

It's good to see her break out the old Blivet.

Well, now I want to go bowling for some reason.

*Faints dead away*

Young scruffy looking scoundrel?

He really hasn't recovered from his planetary genocide.

Don't watch Cracks then. It took a little while before I could like Eva again. Well, not that long, but it is a disturbing story.

That's something a joker, or perhaps even a midnight toker, would say.

If only we had allowed Sherman to finish the job, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

Christ, they sure ran that franchise into the ground.

These comments are all over the place.

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

That's what they said about Abe Vigoda too.

I have that same friend. The more I try to avoid them, the more I seem to run into them.

If you freeze frame the opening to The Andy Griffin Show, you can see it starting.

Watching him get chewed on by the shark was kinda cathartic.