I wonder who the other ten are?

*Orders some mason jars*

For years I toiled in the upvote mine for eighteen hours every day, and I tell you what, I was happy to get one upvote for it. Not like kids today, make a quote someone else wrote and reap a whirlwind of upvotes. Some day a storm is gonna come…

If it is a irregular shaped Spot, it's probably a tumor.

God dammit!

Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net?

"DO NOT URINATE ON TOMORROW’S NEWSWIRE POST."

"You'd better hold your water Dirtbike!"

They really stuck on that landing.

In my mind, you're blowing me…some kisses…

This is my pole that I stick in the hole,
and I push up and down, and I wiggle around,
And I won't, stop, till its all in a puddle,
and you know, that, we won't cuddle

Sphinx!

My son also says ABORT!!!

I just said the same thing.

I was happy to see him, and I thought he did a great Abed, "But is Mars good, or is Mars bad? Every planet is something."

Hmm, I don't remember this part, I had to go to the bathroom. So, what is it with movie theater toilet paper? It's always so coarse, and gets everywhere…

*Kelly Preston walks out*

He changed it up this time, and his characters name will be Anthony, but everyone will still call him Tony.

*Sticks gum on dashboard*

I like Timecop and I don't care who knows it. Who else could play a guy who beats up time? No one, no one more Van Damme.