I wouldn't be surprised if in four hours we get an annoying "you're tearing this family apart!" moment after Kim and co. land in LA.

Jokes at Chase's expense
It's good to see the writers have picked up on one device from the first few seasons: undercutting dramatic moments involving the team by turning them into punchlines for House. House picking on one of the old team members to highlight their character flaws (e.g. in Season 1, where in the…

Holmes/House
It's interesting, reading this review, how well House parallels at its core Holmes. While we have a rather positive impression of Holmes, he is really a borderline-irascible opioid-addict.

Katy Perry has a song called "Ur So Gay"?
Oh… oh god. I'm gonna be…

I'm with them. I'd put that at late-period PS2. Which is pretty damned good, all things considered.

Stupid too-quick submission.

Your friend
named Mean Girls a "guilty pleasure" probably because he's… a guy.

Man, that episode ("The Lepidopterists") is probably my favorite. Doe and Cardholder are too awesome for words, and it was cool to see them in last season's finale; add that to 21 and 24 telling 1 about how he's going to die, the absurdity of the Dark S7 Maneuver, etc.

Hilariously, Greek on ABC Family recently featured two characters who ate a pot brownie and went batshit crazy. Huzzah for moralizing morons!

My parents dragged me to the theater to see this. Sadly, I had no other viewing options for the day after Thanksgiving but waiting half an hour to subject myself to the horror that was New Moon.

Give credit where credit's due
Monk is probably the reason USA has succeeded as a network. Without Monk, we might not have Burn Notice among others, and that would be a tremendous tragedy. For that alone, I give the show props.

See, I'm a college student, and thus an alcoholic by practice. Whenever I get a choice (which is rarely, because I'm also a poor college student), I go with shots of good hard liquor - good gin, good whiskey (Irish or Scotch preferred), good tequila if you must.

Not going to lie
Lobster corndogs sound fantastic.

There's no reason for him to explain; it's clear he just wanted the push to 10,000. The question is, then: who gives a damn?

Great writeup, except when I discovered this:

Actually, accidentally typing it the way I did above is the scariest thing.

"The Pr0mise Rings"
What the hell? This is a real band name?

I kind of got the impression that it was visceral to get a reaction from the audience. Though the entire animal-rights bend kind of bored me.

No, no, the worst part is that the people who need a golf club for their incontinence problem probably also have poor eyesight. So when you go grab your seven-iron and accidentally grab your Uro-Club…

All Beach Boys songs are peculiar.