I smoked two joints in the morning.

LOST

Don't worry - in episode 11, David Fincher throws himself off a roof.

Fuck Nathan Rabin? I am shocked and appalled, sir. On behalf of an internet-person!

USA: We Can Say Shit and Uncomfortably Fuck Too!

The real reason the show is a failure is Beau Willimon, who's just not a good writer. It was apparent in The Ides of March, and it's apparent here - his views of politics are lazily cynical, his character motivations are driven by plot rather than the other way around, and when he writes Shakespearean characters it…

I'm naming my new wave band I'm From Shaolin I Had Goosebumps

This really was the sexual tension episode, wasn't it? I wish I had taken a shot every time a blouse was unbuttoned.

Yeahhh, party in Spoiler Space, yo.

Yeahhh, party in Spoiler Space, yo.

Yep. The only differences between the shows are the particular superpowers of the main characters, and I don't constantly get the urge to punch Jonny Lee Miller.

Yep. The only differences between the shows are the particular superpowers of the main characters, and I don't constantly get the urge to punch Jonny Lee Miller.

"And now back to 'The Fear Guy From Terror Town Street'!"

"And now back to 'The Fear Guy From Terror Town Street'!"

That show isn't a crime procedural. Indeed, with the exception of, oh, one of the episodes, the shows bear little resemblance. For example, in "Study in Pink", the criminal mastermind isn't introduced (and is barely nodded toward) until the last third of the episode, precisely because the show doesn't really care…

That show isn't a crime procedural. Indeed, with the exception of, oh, one of the episodes, the shows bear little resemblance. For example, in "Study in Pink", the criminal mastermind isn't introduced (and is barely nodded toward) until the last third of the episode, precisely because the show doesn't really care…

Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring

Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring

Yeah, they use them during the sword-fight. They cut at one point to a bunch of Monroe soldiers patiently compressing loads using ramrods.

Yeah, they use them during the sword-fight. They cut at one point to a bunch of Monroe soldiers patiently compressing loads using ramrods.