Finally, someone stops talking about Alison Brie's front half to focus on her equally strong back half.

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Leslie's a centrist independent. Her political idols may all be Democrats, but she hates libraries.

It still could have flown, but you're right about the other stuff.

The best part is that her uniform even had the correct department insignia.

Bree Olson lived in Indiana while she was doing porn during her pre-Sheen years. So it's happened before; there could be others!

You've never encountered anyone who thinks liking music that isn't 'deep' shows how 'deep' they are, because they 'get it'? Have you ever been on the Internet?

Vocal ability? Last time I checked it's not too hard to go "Ohhhh-AHHHH-ohhhhh"

I used to say I needed to get married and then divorced because I had such a good collection of ex-wife jokes. Then I realized it was unlikely that a woman will ever marry me. Hiyo!

I put on my robe and wizard sleeve.

Having the dogs at the fundraiser wasn't a stretch by any means. Animal adoption organizations are extremely keen on using every opportunity to try to find homes for the animals, up to and including fundraisers. They wanted people to meet the dogs and fall in love with one of them.

It's like Pam said, Ryan wanted to make people to think he was extremely deep about music by being broken up over Smokey Robinson's death.  Then when it turned out he was alive and playing nearby, Ryan's facade collapsed. I have pretentious friends who do shit like this all the time.

That isn't a problem if you get a serious taco, one that isn't made with a pre-formed shell.

Plenty of porn stars are from Indiana. I'm sort of ashamed that I know that.

Beulah's album The Coast Is Never Clear was released on September 11, 2001 and it has a plane on the back cover.

SCDP will hire someone named Lawn (pronounced 'Lane'), then Lawn, Lane and Don will all fight over Dawn.

AMC would probably charge $10 for it, even though it's only worth $2.50 after his war injury.

Don't Trust the B—— Who On His Worst Dressed List Puts Thee

Also, there is no A+.

Which didn't happen until after the finale. I hope that was of some consolation to Frank.