But they had their hearts set on a chocolate babka and thought cinnamon was crap. You've been buying the wrong babka this whole time!

Just have everybody run a damn spell check; it'll correct enough of their dumbass mistakes and you won't have to spend money hiring some annoying little prick who wears eyeglass frames without any lenses in them.

Plenty of fodder for the Mad Men Suicide Watch people this week. Don drawing a noose, saying something like 'you'll want to blow your brains out', Pete's gun, Ken's story about Pete, any scene with a window or using light coming in from a window…

When a fire starts to burn /  There's a lesson you must learn / Something something then you'll see / You'll avoid catastrophe

The 90s were pretty much a lawless Wild West when it came to laser pointers. Nowadays it's not unusual to hear about kids going to jail for shining them at people. Of course those people usually happen to be aircraft pilots in the process of flying aircraft.

Does he serve pizza poundcake?

Guest starring Jonathan Banks

Uhh…

Hey, he looks just like you Poindexter!

There's a beer called Denogginizer. Never realized the Seinfeld connection.

Ugh, Penny uses powdered laundry detergent. Huge turnoff…

That's totally what I meant.

When did cool, attractive people appropriate nerd-/geekiness? When did it become okay to like Wil Wheaton? I'm aware that it happened but it doesn't feel like there's been an appropriate analysis of how it happened.
 
This must be how all the old dues-paying bluesmen felt when rock bands became famous for covering their…

Stray observations:

I was hoping they were going to combine the cancer and (amphetamine-containing) diet pills to do a spinoff called Breaking Betty where she cooks speed with those pill-popping kids who robbed Don in a hotel that one time.

There are actually quite a few minstrel music revivalists out there. Judging by some of their posts on internet forums and the way they try to meet 21st century racial sensibilities halfway by changing the N-word to 'darkie' in song lyrics, you get the feeling that many of them would probably jump at the chance to…

My vote goes to Unaccompanied Redhead. I'm assuming that's her name.

For someone like Roger who spends most of his days at least half-drunk (and usually more than that) it would pretty easy for him to see that on Pete's calendar and just go with it. That little voice in your head that says 'hey, wait a minute…' tends to fall silent after a long enough vacation from sobriety. When he's…

His parents are Herb and Judy Pryce.

The diaper change? Dude, not cool.