Don won't let her spill the beans, Heinz already nixed that idea.

No mention of the miner babies?

But she just had to try that new Palestinian chicken place.

Oh man, in the earlier seasons she dates some genuine schlubs, not just 'TV-ugly' schlubs. Meanwhile, someone with Jerry Seinfeld's personality and fashion sense seems to have no trouble getting dates with women like Teri Hatcher. Of course in real life that's entirely plausible, because he's a zillionaire.

But if you laugh out loud listening to Prairie Home Companion, you should be loaded onto a rocket and launched into the sun.

He probably has a staggering number of 'Get Well Soon' cards where Ziggy has an ice bag on his head or a red-bulbed thermometer in his mouth, or both.

That brought back some unpleasant memories for me. Having to stand as still as a statue for the better part of 2 hours is not fun. Thankfully I wasn't playing Jesus so I was allowed if not required to wear a shirt.

The main thing I took away from this article is that seapunk is a genre that only douchey music critics (and maybe some people who think being called a 'social media maven' is a good thing) and kids on Tumblr care about. Seapunk is the new witch house.

This is brobably the worst idea I've read about in a while.

What kind of creep drugs their girlfriend?

Went to see a movie with my ex a couple days after she dumped me and I moved out of our house, lost my wallet.

Is a complementary chicken the kind that only goes well with another chicken?

I wish Kathleen Turner had done something like this thirty years ago.

Some people would be okay with that. Not going to say who.

If by 'like Alice Cooper' you mean 'devastatingly sexy', then yes.

I own a meat slicer, partly due to this episode and partly due to my obsessive love of sandwiches.

Not to mention he carries around poison or whatever in a spray bottle so he can put it in people's drinks. That's a whole new level of creepy even for Gabe.

I liked the Erin/Ryan storyline. Ryan's specifically asking for the oakiest wine was great. Pretty much encapsulated his character: he's cool in Scranton, but nobody would ever take him seriously in a big city. No doubt it contributed to his fall from grace way back when.

It's never funny when anyone does this, especially when it's that comedy troupe that inexplicably made it popular.

If he's 'hardly disturbed' by Jerry's repeatedly drugging his girlfriend to the point of unconsciousness without her permission, why would he even notice George consensually dating his cousin?