Watching 30 Rock now, and the credits to SNL for that matter, but I always thought the cast were the writers as well. How many documentaries have we seen where some former cast member tells how hard it was to get their character on, etc.

Ha! I knew it.

Hmm, if a first fails in a forest and there is no one to wish it canceraids, does it still fail?

I am totally with you
On Needful Things. Underrated movie in my opinion.

Yes, you can summon Cthulu, Shoggoth, God, the Large Hadron Collider. It is awesome.

If Bruce Campbell really is the villain in the 4th movie, they don't have to retcon anything.
MYSTERIO!!! Failed actor turned Spider-Villain. That could easily explain BC being in those different situations, and show how he failed in various ways, etc. etc. Not to mention a big, old ham like Bruce is going to kick…

"Jay Now, My Lord!"

Nah, that one was pretty good. :)

In FFX, when you finally cleared out the Cactaur VIllage, the sign reads something like "All the cactaurs have gone away" or whatever. I was always a little sad.
I ruined their village.

Splint Chesthair is Patton Oswalt. I'm sure of it.

Sing it loud Hamburglar.
This was my favorite 'on HBO all the time" movies when I was about 12. I guess I was the target market for it. Who appreciates dumb jokes and smirks more than a 12 year old.

David Caruso as Kit Kat

I think he is secretly Tom Waits, maybe Yummsh.

Playboy is no longer culturally relevant.
Ancient Zombie Hef is a punch line, the celebrities posing in it are non-nude, Maxim et al. have a bigger readership, and again the celebs don't have to show anything. and so on.

So, uh, how *are* your nards?

Michael Jackson
MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!

Shameless
But yeah, probably lots of laughs.

This is just China's sinister plan to fatten us up before making us their new food source. 1.3 billion people ain't gonna feed themselves.

I keep my keyboard on a different plane than the 'projected target area'

These things look good after I drink a lot of alcohol. I came home from the bar two nights ago and saw this on TV. I almost ordered it on the spot, but I remember the last time I drunk ordered, the pizza guy called my phone 8 times after I passed out waiting for him.
I haven't had the nerve to call back.