Five cheers would seem more appropriate.

I live in New Zealand and I literally pay property taxes to an entity called the ORC.

Actually, LMFAO will be nominated to be the Poet Laureates.

"Consider the fox…"

Which one?

If they're like modern lizards, they probably have a pair of hemipenes tucked in there…by using one at a time they dramatically reduce their refractory period. This has yet to be addressed in either the show or the books.

Ah, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth.

Brian got distracted investigating a glitch in the Matrix.

I remember that from an old Weekend Update.

In Seven Kingdoms, boy kills you!

It would be a fairly minor change to make the line "No Podless Man may sit the Seastone Chair!".

Jon gets bonus points because the dude he beheaded didn't have a neck.

I loved the oh-so-subtle symbolism of Alison picking up a bag of balls and throwing it onto the bus at the same time she told Donnie to get on board.

Equally obviously, did not read all the way through to the end of the review…….

He's a hell of a seamster.

Pass as Rory McCann's older brother?

I just revisited that strip for the first time in years, and it made me a bit sad to realize my closest match is the Nice Little Nobody. At least I can look forward to being the Beloved Babbling Grandpa with Tenure in the future.

I sing my little song-o

If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press "1".

I believe Flight of the Conchords conclusively demonstrated that the dick to floor ratio is too many:1.