That's just mean!

Agreed.  His SNL work was frustratingly half-assed, but I loved his flute-rock gag on Weekend Update.  He actually committed to a punchline!

Kid Marx

I don't like any of his movies.  I just like him as a person and role model.

OH! and um…

So…
Related to the new Pope?

Bird Flew

Everyone speeds up and Yakety Sax starts playing.

She found that hat in an alleyway behind Maria Bello's place.

Hey!  Pick Me!  If Bacon's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Panchetta

@yahoo-XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ:disqus  Check his picture.  When you write 743 books, you need some attention to detail.

The CSI franchise has the big hits sewn-up.  Mr. Bacon will have to settle for Mama's Gotta Squeezebox.

A crowded gun killing a dining harpoonist - classic O Henry.

Robert Smith would look shit in a powder blue tux.

A Day in the Life of Scooter Denisovitch.

Which is why we say it all the time…  We're an artless bunch up here, eh?

You don't get to be made of money, by spending.  You get it by enslaving minimum wagers in mascot costumes.

Seeing as they are both FELT, technically wouldn't it be cannibalism?

Hope, BC… Canada?