Cape of Good… Hope?

Hope… Lange?

Bob… Hope?

Galifianakis was okay in it…

Hold on to that thought…
It is the only way to avoid despair.

Hold on to that thought…
It is the only way to avoid despair.

This just in…  Robbie Grey introduces "I'll Melt With You" cheese spread.

What about Chevy Chase?  Not as bad as the Nuge…?

As American as John Adams…

Mark Craig maybe pompous, but he is completely American.

Shit!  You're right, sorry.  How about this then…

And both those guys are Jian Ghomeshi…

How about…

The Hudson?  
I'm so sorry…

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus   Nope!  Just being a dick.  Off the interwebs I'm "married without the paper" and wish you all the best.

Well, I voted for him…  I knew that "he's dead" thing was negative advertising. Fuckin Obama…

And the guy that they got to replace Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movies looks even older than Willis!

"The original didn't have much of a story…"
Good Lord, Man!  He has to save the President or his head will explode!!!  What do you want?

I thought this remake was dead…

Maybe Morrissey is available to cover.  I hear he is a swell guy and will help just about anyone.