From now on, I will be Khrisna Mourning.

G.H.I.  Get Head Immediately

G.H.I.  Get Head Immediately

Some folks in their Eighties smoked dope and listened to Coltrane back in the day.

Some folks in their Eighties smoked dope and listened to Coltrane back in the day.

Andy Serkis was raised by apes?

Andy Serkis was raised by apes?

I remember it as a croc's heart, but I've lost my copy so can't look it up.

I remember it as a croc's heart, but I've lost my copy so can't look it up.

Didn't know that, thanks @ Mr. Greene.

Didn't know that, thanks @ Mr. Greene.

Or better yet, do Phillip Jose Farmer's Lord Tyger.

Or better yet, do Phillip Jose Farmer's Lord Tyger.

If they really wanted to shake this up…

If they really wanted to shake this up…

Wendy Whoppers large.

Wendy Whoppers large.

And Andy Serkis as Cheetah?   I see where this is going…

And Andy Serkis as Cheetah?   I see where this is going…

Personally, I think you're mistaking simple for shallow.  The older I get, the more I realize, simple is really fucking hard.