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Chris in the Morning
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Da, dut dut Da, dut dut Da, dut dut DA, DA, DA, DA TUSK!

Millennium was a huge let down.

Millennium was a huge let down.

couple of friends and I who were Varley fans use to cast it.  At the time Sigorney was a shoe-in for Cirocco Jones.  Bill Hurt as Chris etc.

couple of friends and I who were Varley fans use to cast it.  At the time Sigorney was a shoe-in for Cirocco Jones.  Bill Hurt as Chris etc.

WHAT ASS WAS HE SQUEEZED OUT OF?

WHAT ASS WAS HE SQUEEZED OUT OF?

Dancehall Daze!

Dancehall Daze!

"Hey, Russell.  Is that… Johnny Depp on your ass?

"Hey, Russell.  Is that… Johnny Depp on your ass?

Sorry, just riffing on the "eh? eh? eh?" being a Canuck myself.

Sorry, just riffing on the "eh? eh? eh?" being a Canuck myself.

Sorry, just cranky cause of Lockout Ice.

Sorry, just cranky cause of Lockout Ice.

Fuckin Bettman.

Fuckin Bettman.

Honorary citizenship for that one!

Honorary citizenship for that one!

I hear Jesus was pretty mellow…
I think his handlers were the dickheads.