I hear Jesus was pretty mellow…
I think his handlers were the dickheads.

I must admit that everyday after work…
I TURN INTO A DRIVEWAY!!!

I must admit that everyday after work…
I TURN INTO A DRIVEWAY!!!

American Football.  Where the ball isn't round.  130 players on the field, and only 1 can kick the "ball" with his foot.

American Football.  Where the ball isn't round.  130 players on the field, and only 1 can kick the "ball" with his foot.

You mean Handegg?

You mean Handegg?

RACIST!

RACIST!

They're just a mellow Rammstein.

They're just a mellow Rammstein.

Cleveland
City of LIght
City of Magic

Cleveland
City of LIght
City of Magic

NO KIDDING!  My Woman From TOE-K-OH!

NO KIDDING!  My Woman From TOE-K-OH!

He's the Irish Lincoln?

He's the Irish Lincoln?

Soundtrack by Balkan Beat Box?

Soundtrack by Balkan Beat Box?

Greetings fellow countryman!