Stand Your Ground, Courtney!

His mom's Maria Schneider?

Toilet training didn't go that well…

Why does Greg Garcia hate poor people so much?

Tire fires and Shelbyville's cousins,
Let get some beers at Moe's,
Martin and Ralph will get a drubbin',
Shit was born in O - Hio

What do you mean?  What point am I missing?  YOU HAVE TO TELL ME!!!!

Shout Out to Wheeling!

Bill's way to big for this, but use Joel Murray…

He's Chevy Chase, and I'm not…

I see the Disney lawyers got to somebody….

Jeezz, fuah…
(Pissing) AHHH,,,,
Ga Damn… MMMnnnnhhh.

And that's why your an officer, and I'm a civilian.

[TOMMY CHONGS]

It was O'Neal, on the interweb, with simply a word…

I could be wrong, but I think he just sold his shirt…

Fighting terrorism since 1492.

and tobacco

Take a long weekend, enjoy it!

OY!

But if we shut down civilization, someone would envision a gritty reboot.  It's down the rabbit hole, my friend.