Shit!  You're right.  WE MUST TRY HARDER, PEOPLE!

Liked Alice, liked the hits, but I LOVED NIGHTMARE.  Wagner & Hunter tore that album up.  And the combo of Rock and showbiz camp.

John Cleese (in Silverado):  As you might have 'reckoned' I am NOT from these parts. 

It's not THAT weird.  Jesus did play goal for Boston College.

Look out!  That Ripper looks like a Rapper!  And that old molester looks like a Punkrocker, yes he does.

You can bleach them too?

Bonham's Ghost is Back, and looking for Payback!  Then Keith Moon's ghost came over with some excellent drugs and a bottle Courvoisier and well… oh fuck revenge, there's some tits on HBO!

That Jake Dylan kid is available.

Yep!  next to stick insect Flockhart, she was a WOMAN!

Lisa Nicole Carson.

Love that Photo for the early years of Fox & Friends!  I remember back when it was more of a true news show.

But, sadly, it's no Dancing with the Stars.

We can correct that,

What did your daughter do to deserve you feeding her toxic crap?

Wilson Phillips!

But Wilson-Phillips was awesome…

It's like Paul macCartney mated with a blonde woman…

Bobby Bitman!  Where's Lola Heatherton?

Toast, my friend…

Stay calm and assertive.  Hit it with a newspaper.