Sensitive ARTIST!

She's dating a factory outlet right now.  Won't listen to reason…

Money wins, always…

When will young people learn…

"a lot more human"
Hey if corporations are people, robots should be too!

They should get Laroquette, again, but skip Harry Anderson.

You can joke…

Draper!

And ballistics gel!

In the beginning, God… oh god…
JESUS!!!!  YES YES YES

Reading between the lines, clearly O'Neal wants us to google "Mommy Porn"

John Smallberries

Nothing compares to the vast expanse of Mother Russia!

Thge Drunkard Haycmitchh..

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED, DIRTY REPTILE!

Oh, I'm sure there will be a plethora of products…

E Buzz, must be busy, thanks for picking up the slack.

Mr. Bay believes that Aliens (?) are more realistic than Mutation (a real thing)…

No Fighting in the War Room, Buck!

When I think of the gold standard for comedy, I think GI Joe.